I know you'll relate. Like when you come home from a really bad date. You're depressed. You're miserable. You swear off men forever. And then your best friend tells you:

"You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince!"

Okay, you agree - it's probably true. So you go out with another frog… and another… and another. Ribbet, ribbet, ribbet!

Sorry girls, but your best friend is WRONG.

Isn't it time to wise up and stop dating the wrong guys? You bet! So get smart and savvy with Never Kiss a Frog: A Girls Guide to Ceatures from the Dating Swamp.

In this laugh-a-minute book, you'll learn how to recognize and stay away from frogs.

With wit, wisdom and whimsical illustrations the book describes a collection of men to
avoid - naming and depicting them as frogs.

You'll love the chapters on:

"The Long-Term-Go-Nowhere-Frog," "The Horny Toad," "Amphibious and Oblivious."

You'll relate to the men who are animals:

"The Frog Who's a Rat," "The Frog Who's a Wolf," and "The Frog Who's a Wolf in Sheep's Clothing."

You'll laugh in recognition at:

"The Godfrogger," "Count Frogula," "Take Two Flies and Call Me in the Morning."

And there's much more. Here are some EXCERPTS ...

Sorry, ladies… if you don't like the way he kisses - he's a frog. You can't teach kissing. It either works or it doesn't. He slobbers too much. Or it's so dry he gives you blisters. Keep him as a friend. If you don't like kissing him - don't even think about getting into bed with him!

If he drools, slobbers, or makes you wince…
…this man is definitely not your prince!

Let's get something straight. I like sex. No… correction: I love sex. (Especially when it's with someone I like!) However, I must admit, even when it's with someone I love - once in a rare while -

I'm not in the mood. Or…
I'm tired. Or…
I have a headache. (Honest, sometimes I really do get them!)

The Horny Toad doesn't care. He wants sex when he wants sex! It doesn't matter what you want. Or when. He won't take no for an answer. He wants to jump you, hump you, pump you and thump you… twenty-four hours a day. He's forever pinching, pulling, poking, squeezing, goosing, tugging, tweaking, and nipping at parts of your body.

SURE SIGNS YOU'RE WITH A HORNY TOAD: He doesn't understand the word "No." Or "Not now." Or "Later." Or, "Goddamn it, leave me alone, my cat just died!" You always look like you just got off a horse. His fingerprints are permanently embedded in your butt. He humps you on the conference room table… while the conference is in progress. He's got a perpetual erection; you - a constant yeast infection! He likes to do it on airplanes, trains, subways, buses, and trolleys - in fact, all kinds of public transportation - he's a "transit-sexual!"

If work consumes him every minute… ….when he comes home to bed, don't you be in it!

We all know this one - a.k.a. The Workaholic Frog. He's too busy. He can't make dates. He's late for dates. Often at the last minute. Then, when you finally do get together, all he does is talk about his business. Or if you're lucky, maybe your "date" is dinner with his business associates. Ooh! - You get to listen to the fascinating world of…

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The FULL-OF-BULL FROG

He says he's worth millions and pretends that he's a hero
But he has no pot to pee in and he really is a zero

He brags he's friends with Tiger Woods and he's dated Britney Spears
The truth is he's perpetually blowin' smoke out of his ears.

His Rolex is a fake and he borrowed the Mercedes
And his estate in Beverly Hills? - He rents a room from two old ladies!

He boasts of skiing in the Alps and sunning in the South of France
When he's really gone nowhere - it's all a song and dance.

Everything he says is macho lies and fabrication
This man is not a prince - he's a king of verbal masturbation!

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